1 00:00:26,021 --> 00:00:28,899 Stop! No! 2 00:00:30,234 --> 00:00:34,571 Oh, no! The beast is upon me! 3 00:00:34,655 --> 00:00:35,447 Shh! 4 00:00:35,489 --> 00:00:38,450 Greg, is there a beast out there? 5 00:00:38,492 --> 00:00:39,993 Mmm... 6 00:00:43,163 --> 00:00:43,997 I found a duck. 7 00:00:44,039 --> 00:00:46,124 Do you know how to make eggs from a duck? 8 00:00:46,208 --> 00:00:48,001 - I'm hungry. - What about the beast? 9 00:00:48,085 --> 00:00:50,045 The beast is upon me! 10 00:00:50,128 --> 00:00:52,130 I didn't see any beast. 11 00:00:52,172 --> 00:00:54,007 That driver is nuts. 12 00:00:54,049 --> 00:00:55,300 Mmm, nuts. 13 00:00:55,342 --> 00:00:56,468 Whew! Well, that's good. 14 00:00:56,510 --> 00:01:00,722 Good?! That crazy driver's taking us way off course! 15 00:01:00,806 --> 00:01:02,766 - Really? - Yeah, who knows where we are by now 16 00:01:02,849 --> 00:01:05,060 with that guy acting all bananas. 17 00:01:05,143 --> 00:01:07,187 Ooh, banana nut duck bread. 18 00:01:11,733 --> 00:01:12,734 Whoa-ah! 19 00:01:12,818 --> 00:01:13,735 Well, finally some good luck. 20 00:01:13,819 --> 00:01:17,656 Let's go to this creepy tavern and ask for some directions. 21 00:01:17,698 --> 00:01:19,074 But... 22 00:01:24,496 --> 00:01:26,248 But it's creepy. Why don't you guys 23 00:01:26,331 --> 00:01:27,541 go ask for directions, and I'll just 24 00:01:27,624 --> 00:01:30,836 wait out... no, wait, I-I don't want to be out here by myself. 25 00:01:30,919 --> 00:01:32,838 - How about you guys... - Just go to the tavern! 26 00:01:32,879 --> 00:01:34,506 Okay! But you ask for directions. 27 00:01:34,589 --> 00:01:36,675 Fine, yeah, I'll do everything. 28 00:01:36,758 --> 00:01:38,719 I'm hungry. 29 00:01:40,929 --> 00:01:42,306 Go on! 30 00:01:42,389 --> 00:01:43,389 I-it's stuck. 31 00:01:43,432 --> 00:01:44,432 Oh. 32 00:01:45,517 --> 00:01:46,977 E-excuse me, there. 33 00:01:47,060 --> 00:01:48,478 Excuse me. Hmm? 34 00:01:57,863 --> 00:01:59,323 You. Wait. Here. 35 00:01:59,406 --> 00:02:00,824 I'll get some food. 36 00:02:00,907 --> 00:02:02,868 Well, at least it has music. 37 00:02:02,909 --> 00:02:03,910 Well, hey, there, peach pot. 38 00:02:03,994 --> 00:02:07,914 Whatcha doing around... hey, what's that bird you got there? 39 00:02:07,998 --> 00:02:09,374 - It's a... - I am Beatrice! 40 00:02:09,416 --> 00:02:12,878 These two sweet kids and I got a bit lost in the... aah! 41 00:02:12,961 --> 00:02:14,755 No birds allowed in my tavern! 42 00:02:14,838 --> 00:02:17,424 - No birds allowed in your... - It's a bad omen when a 43 00:02:17,507 --> 00:02:19,343 bluebird enters through your door. 44 00:02:19,426 --> 00:02:20,052 It's bad luck! 45 00:02:20,135 --> 00:02:21,595 Lady, bluebirds are good luck! 46 00:02:21,636 --> 00:02:23,722 We bring joy and happiness to the... aah! 47 00:02:23,764 --> 00:02:25,932 Good luck, bad luck... I don't need any of it! 48 00:02:26,016 --> 00:02:26,933 Curse you, lady! Curse you! 49 00:02:26,975 --> 00:02:30,103 You'll die someday, and I'll laugh... laugh! 50 00:02:30,187 --> 00:02:31,396 Ohh! 51 00:02:31,480 --> 00:02:33,148 Forget this. I'm out of here. 52 00:02:33,231 --> 00:02:34,232 Wirt, you get directions. 53 00:02:34,274 --> 00:02:35,901 W-wait, no. I-I don't want to... 54 00:02:35,942 --> 00:02:37,444 Just do it! 55 00:02:37,527 --> 00:02:41,073 Who are you two anyway, bringing bad luck to my tavern? 56 00:02:41,156 --> 00:02:43,617 I'm Wirt, and this is Gregory. 57 00:02:43,700 --> 00:02:44,910 And that's a horse! 58 00:02:44,951 --> 00:02:47,287 That's great, but who are you? 59 00:02:47,329 --> 00:02:48,038 I'm... Wirt. 60 00:02:48,121 --> 00:02:51,458 I'm... I'm just a-a guy, I-I guess. 61 00:02:51,541 --> 00:02:52,417 Um, w-what do you mean? 62 00:02:52,459 --> 00:02:55,420 - Well, he's the butcher... - I'm the butcher. 63 00:02:55,462 --> 00:02:56,296 - The baker... - Yeah! 64 00:02:56,380 --> 00:02:57,589 The midwife... 65 00:02:57,631 --> 00:03:00,217 The master and apprentice... 66 00:03:00,300 --> 00:03:01,301 the tailor. 67 00:03:02,427 --> 00:03:03,970 And I'm the tavern keeper. 68 00:03:04,054 --> 00:03:05,430 Who are you?! 69 00:03:05,472 --> 00:03:06,640 I'm hungry! 70 00:03:06,723 --> 00:03:07,974 I-I-I don't know. 71 00:03:08,058 --> 00:03:09,101 I don't really like labels. 72 00:03:09,142 --> 00:03:12,479 I'm just sort of, like, myself, you know? 73 00:03:12,521 --> 00:03:13,522 Maybe he's simple. 74 00:03:13,605 --> 00:03:15,774 No, I-I'm just I'm just lost. 75 00:03:15,816 --> 00:03:17,234 See, w-we're trying to get to... 76 00:03:17,317 --> 00:03:19,653 I'm the highwayman. 77 00:03:20,278 --> 00:03:21,279 Okay, good to know. 78 00:03:21,321 --> 00:03:24,783 - Well, so, you see... - ♪ I'm the highwayman ♪ 79 00:03:24,825 --> 00:03:26,952 ♪ I make ends meet ♪ 80 00:03:27,619 --> 00:03:29,413 ♪ Just like any man ♪ 81 00:03:29,496 --> 00:03:31,706 ♪ I work with my hands ♪ 82 00:03:31,790 --> 00:03:33,083 ♪ If you cross my path ♪ 83 00:03:35,460 --> 00:03:37,295 ♪ I'll knock you out ♪ 84 00:03:37,337 --> 00:03:39,089 ♪ Drag you off the road ♪ 85 00:03:39,172 --> 00:03:42,843 ♪ Steal your shoes from off your feet ♪ 86 00:03:42,926 --> 00:03:45,053 ♪ I'm the highwayman ♪ 87 00:03:45,137 --> 00:03:50,434 ♪ And I make ends mee-e-e-e-t ♪ 88 00:03:56,481 --> 00:03:58,024 Hey. 89 00:04:01,528 --> 00:04:03,196 Are you wearing lipstick? 90 00:04:05,740 --> 00:04:07,200 ♪ La la la la ♪ 91 00:04:07,242 --> 00:04:08,076 Hmm? Who's out there? 92 00:04:08,160 --> 00:04:10,620 ♪ Chop the wood to light the fire ♪ 93 00:04:10,704 --> 00:04:14,166 What kind of person goes out chopping trees in the middle of 94 00:04:14,207 --> 00:04:15,041 a thunderstorm at night? 95 00:04:15,083 --> 00:04:16,334 ♪ Light that fiery fire ♪ 96 00:04:16,418 --> 00:04:19,171 What kind of a person talks to a horse? 97 00:04:22,340 --> 00:04:23,633 Ooh-ah. 98 00:04:30,140 --> 00:04:31,683 Hmm. 99 00:04:33,727 --> 00:04:34,561 - Excuse me? - Huh? 100 00:04:34,644 --> 00:04:38,732 I was wondering if you knew the way... uh, I mean, I-I'm... 101 00:04:38,815 --> 00:04:40,066 her name is Adelaide, and... 102 00:04:40,150 --> 00:04:42,444 Oh, it's a girl you're after, eh? 103 00:04:42,527 --> 00:04:43,862 No! I-I mean, yes, but... 104 00:04:44,446 --> 00:04:46,246 Oh, you're not the witless, simple-minded fool 105 00:04:46,323 --> 00:04:47,157 everybody takes you for. 106 00:04:47,240 --> 00:04:48,742 - Everyone thinks I'm... - You're the young lover. 107 00:04:48,825 --> 00:04:50,702 - What? Young lover? No, uh... - If you really want to get 108 00:04:50,744 --> 00:04:51,578 with this Adelaide gal... 109 00:04:51,620 --> 00:04:54,581 - I-I don't. I-I mean, I-I... - Well, here's what you do. 110 00:04:56,333 --> 00:04:57,542 ♪ Write a loving letter, boy ♪ 111 00:04:57,626 --> 00:04:59,294 ♪ That swoops and sweeps and curls ♪ 112 00:04:59,377 --> 00:05:00,879 ♪ Calligrapher's just the thing 113 00:05:00,962 --> 00:05:02,047 ♪ To help you win your girl ♪ 114 00:05:02,130 --> 00:05:03,715 ♪ Then you'll need to dress up smart ♪ 115 00:05:03,757 --> 00:05:05,175 ♪ The tailor's here by chance ♪ 116 00:05:05,258 --> 00:05:07,135 ♪ He'll stitch your trousers, hole your belt ♪ 117 00:05:07,219 --> 00:05:08,261 ♪ In fine couture of France ♪ 118 00:05:08,345 --> 00:05:10,180 ♪ Your shoes, my goodness, how they're worn ♪ 119 00:05:10,263 --> 00:05:11,723 ♪ But you're too young to know ♪ 120 00:05:11,765 --> 00:05:13,433 ♪ Nothing courts a woman's scorn ♪ 121 00:05:13,517 --> 00:05:15,060 ♪ More than scuffs on the toe ♪ 122 00:05:15,101 --> 00:05:16,520 ♪ The cobbler can attend to that ♪ 123 00:05:16,603 --> 00:05:17,938 ♪ Meanwhile, you must have cake ♪ 124 00:05:18,021 --> 00:05:21,107 ♪ The baker and patissier need work for goodness sake ♪ 125 00:05:21,191 --> 00:05:23,693 ♪ High, dee, diddly, um-de-dum-de-day ♪ 126 00:05:23,777 --> 00:05:25,820 ♪ What a merry time we'll have upon your wedding day ♪ 127 00:05:25,904 --> 00:05:28,281 - What? - ♪ High, dee, diddly, um-de-dum-de-day ♪ 128 00:05:28,323 --> 00:05:32,452 ♪ There's work for all when little boys get married ♪ 129 00:05:32,536 --> 00:05:34,079 No, no, no, no. Y-you guys, 130 00:05:34,120 --> 00:05:36,331 I-I-I'm not getting married. I'm just trying to find... 131 00:05:36,414 --> 00:05:37,832 ♪ That pointy cone upon your head ♪ 132 00:05:37,916 --> 00:05:40,001 - Oh, no, please. - ♪ You can't be wearing that ♪ 133 00:05:44,965 --> 00:05:47,175 Mm. If I have to be outside, 134 00:05:47,259 --> 00:05:49,261 then those jokers do, too. 135 00:05:49,344 --> 00:05:50,595 Oh, hey, Beatrice! 136 00:05:50,679 --> 00:05:51,596 Do you want some food, too? 137 00:05:51,638 --> 00:05:54,266 No. How's Wirt doing getting directions? 138 00:05:54,307 --> 00:05:55,308 Mm, pretty good. 139 00:05:55,350 --> 00:05:57,269 ♪ High, dee, diddly, um-de-dum-de-day ♪ 140 00:05:57,310 --> 00:05:59,145 ♪ What a merry time we'll have upon your wedding day ♪ 141 00:05:59,229 --> 00:06:01,314 ♪ High, dee, diddly ♪ 142 00:06:01,398 --> 00:06:02,399 What about that woodsman? 143 00:06:02,482 --> 00:06:05,902 I bet he knows these woods better than anybody, huh? 144 00:06:05,986 --> 00:06:09,948 All right, horse, good riddance! 145 00:06:11,449 --> 00:06:13,785 Lover! Lover! 146 00:06:13,827 --> 00:06:17,497 No, y-you guys, Adelaide isn't... I-'m just... 147 00:06:17,581 --> 00:06:19,833 Young lover, sing us your love song! 148 00:06:19,874 --> 00:06:21,876 - Love song? - Yeah, lover! 149 00:06:21,960 --> 00:06:23,128 Sing us your love song! 150 00:06:23,169 --> 00:06:24,045 No, I-I-I don't have a... 151 00:06:24,129 --> 00:06:25,589 Sing, lover, sing! 152 00:06:25,672 --> 00:06:27,132 No. Sing, lover, sing! 153 00:06:27,215 --> 00:06:28,258 Midwife, no. Aah! Ohh! 154 00:06:28,341 --> 00:06:29,426 Sing, lover, sing! 155 00:06:29,509 --> 00:06:31,261 Sing, lover, sing! 156 00:06:31,344 --> 00:06:33,013 Sing, lover, sing! Sing, boy, sing! 157 00:06:33,096 --> 00:06:37,142 ♪ My name is Wirt ♪ 158 00:06:37,183 --> 00:06:38,184 ♪ And his name is Greg ♪ 159 00:06:38,226 --> 00:06:40,103 ♪ We're related 'cause my mom remarried ♪ 160 00:06:40,186 --> 00:06:43,023 ♪ And then gave birth to him with my stepdad ♪ 161 00:06:44,899 --> 00:06:47,527 ♪ We're not from around here ♪ 162 00:06:47,611 --> 00:06:49,237 ♪ Can you all give me ♪ 163 00:06:49,321 --> 00:06:52,490 ♪ Some directions today? ♪ 164 00:06:52,532 --> 00:06:53,533 ♪ So we can be on our ♪ 165 00:06:53,575 --> 00:06:57,996 ♪ Wa-a-a-y ♪ 166 00:06:58,038 --> 00:06:59,205 This ain't no love song. 167 00:06:59,289 --> 00:07:00,415 It's a metaphor. 168 00:07:00,498 --> 00:07:03,001 Keep it together, tailor. 169 00:07:03,043 --> 00:07:04,544 - Hey! - Uh, yes? 170 00:07:04,586 --> 00:07:05,295 I know what you are! 171 00:07:05,378 --> 00:07:06,338 - You're a pilgrim! - What? 172 00:07:06,379 --> 00:07:09,174 What, like the... the guys who eat turkey and cranberry sauce? 173 00:07:09,215 --> 00:07:11,217 - No, you're a pilgrim! - A pilgrim? 174 00:07:11,259 --> 00:07:13,511 You're a traveler on a sacred journey. 175 00:07:13,553 --> 00:07:15,889 You're the master of your own destiny. 176 00:07:15,972 --> 00:07:18,516 The hero of your own story! 177 00:07:18,600 --> 00:07:19,684 A pilgrim. 178 00:07:19,726 --> 00:07:20,852 Tell us your feats, pilgrim! 179 00:07:20,894 --> 00:07:22,454 What other challenges have you overcome? 180 00:07:22,479 --> 00:07:24,648 Regale us with your travels, pilgrim! 181 00:07:24,731 --> 00:07:26,858 One time, Wirt fell on a gorilla. 182 00:07:28,109 --> 00:07:29,402 And helped me find this frog. 183 00:07:29,486 --> 00:07:31,279 More! Tell us more! 184 00:07:31,363 --> 00:07:33,365 Tell us more! Let the cat out of the bag! 185 00:07:33,406 --> 00:07:34,074 We want to hear it! 186 00:07:34,157 --> 00:07:37,410 And, oh, uh, I met this helpful woodsman who told us 187 00:07:37,452 --> 00:07:40,747 which direction to go to avoid the beast. 188 00:07:40,830 --> 00:07:41,873 The beast! 189 00:07:41,956 --> 00:07:43,792 - The beast. - Oh, goodness. 190 00:07:43,875 --> 00:07:45,585 Oh, you guys have heard of the beast, too? 191 00:07:45,669 --> 00:07:48,713 We all know the beast, pilgrim. 192 00:07:48,797 --> 00:07:52,384 ♪He lurks out there in The Unknown ♪ 193 00:07:52,467 --> 00:07:55,553 ♪Seeking those who are far from home ♪ 194 00:07:55,595 --> 00:07:59,724 ♪ Hoping never to let you return ♪ 195 00:08:02,519 --> 00:08:05,063 ♪ Ooh-ooh, better beware ♪ 196 00:08:05,105 --> 00:08:07,732 ♪ Ooh-ooh, the beast is out there ♪ 197 00:08:07,816 --> 00:08:14,322 ♪ Ooh-ooh, better be wise and don't believe his lies ♪ 198 00:08:14,406 --> 00:08:17,575 ♪ For once your will begins to spoil ♪ 199 00:08:17,659 --> 00:08:20,537 ♪ He'll turn you to a tree of oil ♪ 200 00:08:20,620 --> 00:08:24,749 ♪ And use you in his lantern for to burn ♪ 201 00:08:26,793 --> 00:08:28,712 Wait, wait, wait! Lantern? 202 00:08:28,795 --> 00:08:31,464 The woodsman was the guy with the weird lantern, not the beast. 203 00:08:31,548 --> 00:08:35,802 Pilgrim, he who carries the dark lantern must be the beast. 204 00:08:35,885 --> 00:08:37,679 What? No, the woodsman's a good guy. 205 00:08:37,762 --> 00:08:39,097 He warned us of the beast and told us 206 00:08:39,139 --> 00:08:40,640 which direction to go to avoid him. 207 00:08:40,724 --> 00:08:44,018 And now you're more lost than ever, huh? 208 00:08:44,102 --> 00:08:45,019 Yeah, but... 209 00:08:45,103 --> 00:08:47,272 oh, yeah, hey, can you give us some directions? 210 00:08:47,313 --> 00:08:48,773 Our friend Beatrice is trying to take us to 211 00:08:48,815 --> 00:08:51,943 Adelaide of the pasture, the good woman of the woods. 212 00:08:52,026 --> 00:08:53,026 She can help us get home. 213 00:08:53,069 --> 00:08:54,988 You don't need directions, pilgrim. 214 00:08:55,029 --> 00:08:57,866 You follow that compass inside your heart. 215 00:08:57,949 --> 00:08:59,951 Uh... no, I think we need directions. 216 00:09:00,034 --> 00:09:01,745 - Aah! - Beatrice! 217 00:09:01,828 --> 00:09:04,164 Go save your friend and get yourself home! 218 00:09:06,124 --> 00:09:07,792 - Pilgrim! - You got it! 219 00:09:07,876 --> 00:09:09,919 Uh... okay. 220 00:09:10,003 --> 00:09:11,755 Never say die, never say die! 221 00:09:12,881 --> 00:09:14,401 Oh, boy, I guess I'm really doing this. 222 00:09:15,884 --> 00:09:18,887 Horse, I'm just gonna pretend like I can ride you, all right? 223 00:09:23,725 --> 00:09:26,227 Beatrice?! 224 00:09:26,311 --> 00:09:27,312 Beatrice? 225 00:09:28,396 --> 00:09:31,399 Another one of those trees. 226 00:09:31,483 --> 00:09:32,817 Halt! - It's you! 227 00:09:32,901 --> 00:09:33,902 Hey, Mr. Woodsman! 228 00:09:33,985 --> 00:09:36,029 I told you to leave these woods! 229 00:09:36,529 --> 00:09:37,864 Beatrice! 230 00:09:37,906 --> 00:09:39,783 You're turning her into an edelwood tree! 231 00:09:39,866 --> 00:09:43,328 You were the beast all along! 232 00:09:44,037 --> 00:09:44,871 Huh?! 233 00:09:44,954 --> 00:09:47,040 Whoa! Huh?! 234 00:09:47,123 --> 00:09:48,123 What is this? 235 00:09:48,625 --> 00:09:50,043 Greg, get Beatrice! 236 00:09:52,003 --> 00:09:53,004 What are you doing?! 237 00:09:53,087 --> 00:09:56,800 Boys, the beast is upon you! 238 00:09:56,883 --> 00:09:57,883 Agh! 239 00:09:57,926 --> 00:09:59,177 Oh! 240 00:10:06,726 --> 00:10:07,477 Beatrice, you all right? 241 00:10:07,560 --> 00:10:10,980 Yeah, I just... I saw a weird shadow and then stupidly flew 242 00:10:11,064 --> 00:10:12,690 into a tree and got knocked out. 243 00:10:12,774 --> 00:10:14,984 Oh, well, we're all right now. 244 00:10:15,068 --> 00:10:16,069 Wirt was amazing! 245 00:10:16,152 --> 00:10:17,946 He sang a song, rode a horse, 246 00:10:18,029 --> 00:10:20,073 and saved you from the axe guy! 247 00:10:20,156 --> 00:10:21,074 He's the pilgrim! 248 00:10:21,115 --> 00:10:22,075 That's all well and good, 249 00:10:22,116 --> 00:10:24,577 but you were supposed to get directions. 250 00:10:24,619 --> 00:10:25,370 I did. We just got 251 00:10:25,411 --> 00:10:27,872 directions from Fred before you woke up. 252 00:10:27,914 --> 00:10:28,915 Who? 253 00:10:28,998 --> 00:10:30,478 Oh, uh, Beatrice, meet Fred the Horse. 254 00:10:30,542 --> 00:10:33,545 Nice to horse your acquaintance. 255 00:10:33,628 --> 00:10:34,628 You can talk?! 256 00:10:37,006 --> 00:10:38,883 It seems you're running out 257 00:10:38,925 --> 00:10:40,051 of oil, woodsman. 258 00:10:40,093 --> 00:10:43,221 Why not let me take the lantern for awhile? 259 00:10:43,304 --> 00:10:46,474 Begone, beast! I've fought you for the lantern before, 260 00:10:46,558 --> 00:10:48,059 and I'll fight you again! 261 00:10:48,810 --> 00:10:51,688 No need for violence, woodsman, but be sure 262 00:10:51,771 --> 00:10:54,691 to keep it lit, or your daughter's flame 263 00:10:54,774 --> 00:10:57,819 will go out... forever. 264 00:10:58,111 --> 00:11:01,656 Now, what direction did those children go? 265 00:11:01,739 --> 00:11:02,991 You leave those children be! 266 00:11:03,074 --> 00:11:04,450 Beast! 267 00:11:04,492 --> 00:11:05,660 ♪ La la la la ♪ - Beast! 268 00:11:05,743 --> 00:11:10,290 ♪La la la la Chop the wood to light the fire ♪